SLutty Old ThingS (SLOTS)
These are Old Sluts (we call them SLOTS) that have either passed out of the group...or passed out at the bar.
Donna Drag Queen Mother 1
Grand Mama to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life.
Tina Turnover
Big Sister and Princess to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life.
Holly Would! Queen Mother 2
Dowager Queen Mother to All Denver Cycle Sluts for Life.
Sandi Fran Crisco
Princess by the Bay, Keeper of the Sluts Crisco Can for Life.
Ilene Dover
The Jack Daniels Diva to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life
Tillie Screams
Lotta Hoe
Anita Uranus
Sheneeda Bleach Queen Mother 3
The Black Sheep of the Family, the Golden Butterfly of Truth and Respect to all Cycle Sluts for Life.
Molotovia Cocktail Queen Mother 4
The Big Bosomed, Russian Sister of Ta-Ta’s to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life.
Gabbriella Butz'in Queen Mother 5
The Glitter Goddess of the Rockies, Queen Mother the 5th to all Cycle Sluts for Life.
Iona Trailer
The Rhinestone Roadie, the Grand Dame of the Doublewide, the Possessor of the Rhinestone Pink Flamingo, the Keeper of the Key to the One and Only Portia Potty!!
Portia Potty
The Star of the Stool, the Countess of the Commode, the Patron Saint of the Pee-Shy.
Nuclia Waste Queen Mother 6
Princess of Plutonium, Cherub of Chernobyl, Goddess of Rocky Flats.
Winnie Bego
The Couture Countess of the KOA Campground & The Righteous Regal Reigna of RV Receptions, Reservations, and Recreation to all Denver Cycle Sluts for life!”
Sharon MaGoodies Queen Mother 7
The Good and Plenty Girl, The First Lady of Charity, The Pink Headed Prancer, to All Denver Cycle Sluts for Life!
Wilma Titzgro Queen Mother 8
The Big Boobed Broad, The Mountainous Mounds and Grand Nipples of the Frozen North, The Great Potentate of Point Knockers^^, to All Denver Cycle Sluts for Life!
Marion McKuzins Queen Mother 9
Her Raunchy Highness of Heart-Ons! The Airstream Queen, & The First Lady of Incest, to All Denver Cycle Sluts for Life!
Usa Prophylactic
Honorary title of The Safe-Sex Siren from Silicon Valley, The Royal Regina of Rubbers, and the First Lady of Love Gloves to All Denver Cycle Sluts for Life!
Diane Tolickya
The Lip Smacking Lovely, The Happy Go Lucky, The Sweet-Tart Sweetheart to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life!
Eden Cox
Freeda Fondle
Juana Man
Baroness of the Bear Trap, Furry Fairy of Fabulousness, Hairy Holder of the Ball and Chain to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life.
Sassy Squatch Queen Mother 11
The Big-Footed Beauty from the Backwoods, The Princess of Primates, The Hairy Hostess of Humor to All Denver Cycle Sluts for Life!
Rolonda Flor
La Bonita Reina de Los Burros, The Tacky Tequila Guzzling Tramp from Tijuana to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life
Bea Dazzle Queen Mother 13
The Guardian of the Snowy Boxer's Crystal Cup of Drool, The Prism Princess of the Candelabra Crown. The Designated Driver to All Denver Cycle Sluts for Life.
LaTexa D'Vynal Queen Mother 14
The purveyor of the perverted, the keeper of oils, lubes, and Armorall, The “She’s so tight she squeaks” Rubber Maid Slut to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life.
Jack-Lynn Hyde
The Two Face, Split Personality, Caustic Smart Ass, Never Queen Mother to all Denver Cycle Sluts for Life!
Cherri Chola
The ingenue of innocence, the Latina of leather love, the spicy sister from the south side bodega to all Denver Cycle Sluts for life.
